"RC 88888888 Mission 1" - Views: 822 · Hits: 822 - Type: Public

The PPC belongs to Jay and Acacia, Toy Story belongs to Pixar, I think, and I have no idea who wrote the fic I'm missioning (http://pastebin.com/7QTBVG5u), but it's NSFW.
No flames, please! Don't like, don't read!

Agent [Agent name here] was sitting on her console in RC 88888888. She had white hair down to her knees and purple eyes and she was hot. She was typing a message telling Rina (who went back to being a human because Time Lords are too arrogant) that she loved their last mission together (that was also a date) and she would love to see her again any time. “Maybe we could also bring Tacitus?”, she uttered out loud to herself, as she had managed to make him see the good in himself and they were also dating now.
Suddenly, the console beeped. Or it would have, had [Agent name here] not hacked it to not make any noise and only display a message that said “You've got a new mission, My Supreme And Glorious Master” on its screen. It was a mission! But the Intelligence report only said “Continuum: Toy Story” followed by 8 pages of “NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO” etc. “Sounds like a challenge!”, she ejaculated. She programmed the disguise generator to go in as herself, as usual, as she was too hot for disguises. And then she opened a portal and went into the fic.
She immediately read all of the Words, thanks to her speed-reading skills that could make her finish Order Of The Pheonix in seconds. It was bad. But she had to go through all of it until the end.
|||One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.|||
“Uh, okay.”, she loudly stated, but the characters couldn't hear her because of her invisibility powers.
|||He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock.|||
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”, [Agent name here] roared. Her eyes started glowing red and she floated into the air as the Demon King that was imprisoned inside her body took control of her body and was very angry because it hates fangirl Japanese. She, or rather it, shot lightning at Woody and Andy, reducing them to ash in an instant. And then it opened a portal to the real world, to the author's room. It was a fat neckbeard living in his mom's basement, of course. The demon ripped his head off and ate his organs.

[Agent name here] woke up strapped to a bed in a small room in Medical. The Sunflower Official was here, along with all of the PPC.
“You can't stay here! Not with that… Thing living inside you!”, the SO insisted.
“I never chose to be that way!!!!!!!! *cries*”, [Agent name here] implored.
“I don't care! And I don't love you anymore!”, he accused.
And then she got very angry, ripped off her metal chains, summoned a flamethrower and burnt the SO to a crisp. Everyone gasped.
“I'm the new leader of the PPC now!”, she enunciated.
And everyone cheered.